Difference between revisions of "The List"

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'''The List''' is a list of reasons why short people are better off than tall people according to [[Kazan Smedry]]. It is not clear if Kaz is serious about The List, but he takes every opportunity to recite from it. [[Australia Smedry]] finds The List ridiculous, as does [[Bastille]].{{book ref|a2|12}} Kazan says that the facts on The List are scientifically researched and time-tested.{{book ref|a2|6}}

;==Known items on The List:==

'''1.''' Don't argue with the short person. He's always right.{{book ref|a2|12}}

'''15.''' Short people make smaller targets.{{book ref|a2|10}}

'''28.''' Short people can find things easier and follow trails better because they are closer to the ground.{{book ref|a2|6}}

'''47.''' Tall people's heads are in thinner atmosphere, causing oxygen deprivation, which causes their brains to not work as well as short people's.{{book ref|a2|6}}

63'''56.5.''' Short people Ifknow everyonewhen wereto short,stay ceilingson couldthe beground lower,(and therebyavoid loweringscary buildingextreme costsheights).{{book ref|a2a4|2014}}

236'''82.''' ShortWhen short people areplummet to their doom, they don't fall moreas humblefar.{{book ref|a2a4|125}}

unknown #'''127.''' Short people arehave bettersmaller becausebodies, itbut takesregular-sized themhearts, longerso their heart-to-flesh walkratio placesis larger, thereforemaking they getthem more exercisecompassionate.{{book ref|a2|128}}

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