Editing Alcatraz Smedry/Quotes
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|So, there I was, tied to an altar made from out-dated encyclopedias, about to get sacrificed to the dark powers by a cult of evil librarians. |
|So, there I was, tied to an altar made from out-dated encyclopedias, about to get sacrificed to the dark powers by a cult of evil librarians. |
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| − | |Now, there are several things you should consider doing if you were plummeting to your death atop a glass dragon in the middle of the ocean. Those things do not, mind you, include getting into an extended discussion of classical philosophy. Leave that to professionals like me. |
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|It felt right. Serene. That, of course, meant it was time for something to explode. |
|It felt right. Serene. That, of course, meant it was time for something to explode. |
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|Alcatraz right before the explosion{{book ref|a4|1}} |
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| − | |The lady doth protest too much, methinks. |
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| − | |Once there was a bunny. This bunny had a birthday party. It was the bestest birthday party ever. Because that was the day the bunny got a bazooka. The bunny loved his bazooka. He blew up all sorts of things on the farm. He blew up the stable of Henrietta the Horse. He blew up the pen of Pugsly the Pig. He blew up the coop of Chuck the Chicken. |
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| − | ‘I have the bestest bazooka ever.’ The bunny said. |
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| − | Then the farm friends proceeded to beat him senseless and steal his bazooka. It was the happiest day of his life. The end. |
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| − | |I didn’t have only two choices at that point-I had quite a few more than that. True, I could have chosen to stay in the room and get shot. I also could have chosen to get in the car. However, there were lots of other things I could have done. For instance, I could have run around the house flapping my arms and pretending that I was a penguin. |
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