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'''KChan''' is the newest member of the staff, and has yet to go through the degrading hazing ritual. She's a cosplayer - so don't get to close - with legions of fanboys at her beck and call. She also co-runs the [[Mistborn RPG]], in which she has more characters than Eric has personality. She can use fist, guns, and rhetoric to flay the skin from your bones. Serious. Her friends are terrified of her.
'''Kar''' isn't really a member of the staff, or even existent. He's an [[Inquisitor]] on a treadmill, powering the forums with his powerful pewter-enhanced powerwalking. He also wields the mighty [[BanAxe]], with which he will sever your head from your body. Or maybe just you from the forums. Either works.
'''Shivertongue''' is Will, also know as me, the person typing this post. He is always right and never lies, so you can trust him with anything. He has amazing hair and a deep, manly voice that will make you swoon. He does the graphics for the site, as well as handles all merchandising. When there is stuff to actually merchandise, he will use his compelling voice and charm to make you buy everything. Even the 17th Shard underwear.
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