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== Wayne Quotes ==
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|Fortunately I can change hats, while you sir, are stuck with that face.
|Wayne
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|But he and pain were old friends what shared a beer and a handshake now and then.
|Wayne
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|Wayne always liked breaking the spine.
|Wayne
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|I’m investigatin’ alternative states of sobriety.
|Wayne
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|What I need to do is get the whole city drunk.
Or, you know, advocate workers’ rights to bring down working hours, improve conditions, and meet a base minimum of pay.
Yeah, yeah. That too. But if I could get everybody drunk, think how much happier this city would be.
|Wayne and MeLaan
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|That joke was already dead. I’m just giving it a proper burial.
|Wayne
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|Proper loafing requires company. One man lying about is being idle; two men lying about is a lunch break.
|Wayne
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|He has warts, and is prone to extreme bouts of flatulence.
|Wayne to Marasi
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